Bodie Czeladka
DIRECTOR
Born 5-4-1983 and raised in Western Australia by an Indian family I grew up smelling of vindaloo and sh#tting like a trooper.
After 7 juvenile convictions and an affair with my aboriginal guidance councillor the courts pulled me out of school and made me start an electrical apprenticeship. The first two years were spent on the shovel, then 2 years later and internal investigation with western power and the office of energy they gave me my A grade electrical license, well under the condition I retired and took a desk job. I think the words they used were danger to himself and those around him, but mum said that’s all hear, say! Anyway I completed a two-year electrical design trainee ship and got my diploma in electrotechnology and that’s the point I had my quarter life crisis and wanted to go WALKABOUT.
So I walked to the Gold coast and into Big Brother. It turned out Australia didn’t get my sense of humor so they sent me off walking again so I walked around Australia twice. Then one quite Winter day in August I stopped at fisherman’s wharf for a drink and that’s where I came across a boat load of Asian prostitute’s. This is where I met Nic Davidson, my new wingman and business partner. And after 30 minutes of thumb wars and a bad karaoke version of “wind beneath my wings”, we decided to walk blind together. And then there were 2.
By the time we got to Melbourne we had no money but were thirsty so we stopped into this place called Baroq as that’s exactly what we were and we thought they had cheap drinks. We were just so damn likeable that the club owners were instantly drawn to us like fly’s to shit, which gave me the opportunity to make them believe we had a fake promotional business/background and that it’s exactly what this bloody joint needs.
After 2 years, they know there is nothing fake about me besides my resume, my tan and my band! Speaking of fake tan this is around the time I met Laz, our hands met in Priceline on the last can of le-tan and straight away I knew it was meant to be.
And then there was 3 ….well 2 and a 1/2
Over the next few months the three of us would enter into a triangle of friendship, opportunity and Facebook status updates that would withstand the test of time.
One night while we were all playing a crazy game of Pictionary it was then we saw Laz’s talent for drawing penis’s (all the time). I think it is a disease but can’t remember the name for it, I think it’s called gay. This is when we decided we were a talented bunch and that we should start exploiting these talents. This is where the brainchild for Exit Forward our creative and multimedia design company originated. (please note this is not a real child). Along the way we have met many a friend and faux. Two that come to mind and are integral parts of this brat pack is our 4 foot elf friend Jeremy Hallam who once beat up Bilbo from Lord Of The Rings for having a staring problem and 6 foot 4 inch shaved yeti Blake Rhodes who in his home country is a king. (Turf king) and now there were 5!
Now I spend my days balancing being a party liaison and dealing with actual work and keeping my ADD under control. I find bashing my head against a wall and Asian pornography helps allot. Thanks Nic
So anyway my life is great with a white picket fence blah blah blah!
Wanna build bunkbeds?:
Bodie’s Email: bodie@secretsocietymelbourne.com
Bodie’s Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/bodie.czeladka
Bodie’s Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/BodieCzeladka
Bodie’s Myspace: http://www.myspace.com/Bodie_luke
Bodie on MSN: Bodie_czeladka@hotmail.com
Secret Society Melbourne:
Bodie@secretsocietymelbourne.com
http://www.SecretSocietyMelbourne.com
Exit Forward:
Bodie@exitforward.com
http://www.exitforward.com
